The Army says "Don't Marry Strippers!"
This may sound like a joke but I have seen a lot of different couples in my years of working doing divorces and I tell you; some of the things I have seen makes me go hum...
http://www.duffelblog.com/2015/11/army-divorce-stripper-marriages/
This article sums it up but here is a summary:
So the Army decided to train their personnel on how to avoid marrying strippers, and here are their reasons:
1 - Your girl will come home with a stash of $1 bills every night.
2 - If your girl was naked when you met her; that's a red flag.
3 - Your fiancee swears she is stripping because she is saving for medical school then you realize she doesn't even have a GED.
4 - You had to buy 2 drinks prior to speaking to her.
And finally
5 - She starts taking off her clothes when Def Leppard's "pour some sugar on me" comes on.
If you don't believe me go ahead and read the article.
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